I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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