So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
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if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
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The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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