didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
