dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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