Have you finally orgasmed yet?
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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