I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
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her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
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my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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