I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
