So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i used baking grease as lip gloss
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I came so hard my ears popped.
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