I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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