dude i'm inner monologue high
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
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You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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