Yo dont text me then not text me
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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