Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
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He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
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I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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