i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed