there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
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the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
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i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.