are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
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When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
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His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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