you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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