my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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