it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
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If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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