Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
it's like iHOP with fire
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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