their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
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the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
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I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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