at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
they're like a gay fantastic four
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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