i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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