I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
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i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
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When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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