he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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