is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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