Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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