Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
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Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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