i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
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My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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