we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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