Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
he had hair everywhere except his balls
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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