doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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