nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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