how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
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i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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