help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
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Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?