How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
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what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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