The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I'm really busy with my period
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