new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
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