There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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