does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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