Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
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I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
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Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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