We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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