we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
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All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
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Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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