Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
