i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
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It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize