the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
where does the pee come out of this thing
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
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My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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