i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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