How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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