I'm really into asian looking animals
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
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hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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