I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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