Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
The struggles of a small town man whore
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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