They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
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I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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