My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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