Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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