How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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